junipersunshine:

I reserve the right to desire what I want.
And I know damn well I deserve top-tier.

If you don’t agree, fucking bye.

iwishihadafather:

vegetables are good for you

potatoes are vegetables

fries are potatoes

fries are good for you

Yes. That’s perfect logic

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dirtylittledamsel:

“hey do you want some fries?”

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“they’re sweet potato”

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Fucking sweet potato fries

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